Ditz Bomb

Junior was a prominent purveyor of fine imported procurements in Polk County.
The Sheriff was under Junior's wing and told Junior that he needed a little more of the pie.
Junior became upset and told the Sherrif that he was going to steal his car, bang his wife and kill him.
The Sherrif shined him on as being angry and departed.
The insurance company sold the body of the Sherrif's El Dorado, which was found up on blocks, to Junior for $500.00.
Junior had the car put back together with the old parts and went riding in his new car.
The Sheriff caught wind of this and threw down on Junior at a local laundry mat.
Junior shot and killed the Sheriff.
Being a person of color, the authorities took Junior to Montgomery County to avoid possible repercussions.
This is where the Sherrif's widow came in to bail him out.